V-Day & Fun

On the Valentine’s Day, thought of writing a post after a long break. I’m going to write about the journey of guys (you guys know what). I think this will be biased towards guys (the same problem might be for gals too and as I donno about them I’m going to write it in the perspective of guys). I just wanna make this post a nice read and no place for emotions !!.

Let me write about some common things that happen.

If you treat her nicely, she says you are in L**E with her
If you don’t, she says you are proud.

If you dress nicely, she says you are trying to lure her
If you don’t, she says you are from chennai. (enna raskala, mind it )

If you argue with her, she says you are stubborn
If you keep quiet, she says you have no brains.

If you are smarter than her, she’ll lose face (disgusting)
If she’s smarter than you, she is great.

If you don’t L**E her, she tries to possess you (Yes, I’m really sick of using that word !!)
If you do so, she says you are alike.

If you scold her, you are like a chacha to her
If she scolds you, it is because she cares for you.

If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted
If she breaks hers, she is forced to do so.

If you smoke, you are bad boy
If she smokes, she is a gentle lady .

If you hurt her, you are rude
If she hurts you, you are too sensitive !! and sooo hard to please !

anduke , ivanni avasaram lekunda, chusama , ammayi bagundaa , kassepu happy feel ayyama annattu vundali (dil kush).
hmmm , naa MSIT darling em chesthondo ento !!

The following are some funny discussions that happened ::

After some serious effort during intermediate people try to get into some prestigious universities. But due to the lack of knowledge among the people (even the people who are employees and are well educated too), they don’t know the names of some universities. Among those unknown lies our IIIT-Hyderabad.

Let there be a guy X who got into IIIT-H and his Dad D.

D’s friend : In which univ. did you get admission
X : IIIT-Hyderabad (in bold voice)

D’s friend : I’m not asking about the branch son , but the univ. name (smirking at X)
X : It is the univ. name uncle (I pity you Mr. XXXXXX) , IIIT-Hyderabad

D’s friend : What is it’s full name
X : International Institute of Information Technology !!!!!

D’s friend : What is the fee ??
X : approx. 1 lakh per year

D’s friend : what Mr.D, you got your son a seat by donation (again throwing a smirk, at D this time). He can get into some local college apart from joining there , right ??
X : Starts boasting about IIIT-H and all , then D’s friend out of his modesty (doesn’t really get how good the univ. is) nods his head and greets X.